September 2011
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June 2009
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Zema Stickies Songs
tgzema: i fixed it
tgzema: i just deleted the topic
tgzema: lol
tyrant133: lol which
tgzema: my failure one
tyrant133: oh
tgzema: you can only sticky your own songs
tgzema: posts
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn’t expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
I LOL’d.
fmylife:
Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company’s printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML
I do believe there is such thing as a ‘CANCEL PRINT’ button on most printers. *head desk*
“‘Hug it out, bitch.’ That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug...”
– Michael Scott from The Office (via iammattjordan)
fmylife:
Today, at work, this lady comes up to the counter and asks me for some napkins. She came up to the counter 5 times, when my boss told me to find out what happened to her. Her daughter had puked all over the table and floor, she had covered it with napkins and then left. I had to clean it up. FML
I would have puked right back all over it. I fu*king hate puke. It’s disgusting. That...
PEDO-Bear
fmylife:
Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said “You know? I like little girls.” FML
HAHAWTFCENTAURS
fmylife:
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Man I laughed. Inside and out.
Goribus' Opinion
Goribus/Sly says: It's how I'd have handled it.
Chris says: Which? His or my post?
Goribus/Sly says: Your post. he's bitching about people bitching about a show and he's pissed that they're being hypocritical about it because it's a pointless show. Completely missing the fact that by doing so he's being a hypocrit. If it's that unimportant to him why the long angry rant? It comes off as BAAAAAAWWWWWW. That's what I got from his post. Just "BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW"
Chris says: Exactly
“I have had it with people who think when they do something that it is ok, but...”
– Joseph Zema - Truly full of hypocritcal gay lulz
DOOD ITS PRATT
fmylife:
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I’ve been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
This makes me LOL, cause it reminds me of where my mother works. Lawl lawl lawl. Pratt and Whitney is a real joke.
New Moon is gay.
New Moon is Absolutely Fag-tastic [along w...
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Poor Twilight fans are creaming their panties over the gay as hell Twilight 2nd movie trailer. Jesus H Christ People. Shut the hell up. It’s a freaking movie. Even the Harry Potter fanatics don’t get THIS excited over a freaking preview. Its pathetic.
THEY ARE SPARKLY VAMPIRES WHO EAT ANIMALS AND FALL IN LOVE WITH PMS INFECTED EMO GOTH GIRLS WHO LIVE IN...
Home naow. Smoke and a nap sounds good. Glass of cold water too.
fmylife:
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn’t be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML
RT Walmart responsible for Black Friday trampling death http://bit.ly/l7sx4
Awake and going. Getting ready for school, lawl. Only 3 days left (Wed.) Hopefully this week goes well. :D